Are you crazy for all things “Psycho”?
Does the inexplicable success of “Bates Motel”, A&E’s new prequel/reboot/sequel series whose conceit seemingly posits legendary cinematic serial killer and shower enthusiast Norman Bates as some sort of homicidal Benjamin Button who grows younger and less murderous with time, have you craving more, much like the exquisite sharpness of the knife blade craves the delicate, unexplored terrain of the flesh?
Well don’t fly into a rage because there happens to be a long-forgotten entry to the PEU – Psycho Expanded Universe – a heretofore unrealized commodity that already includes a couple of dud theatrical sequels, an earlier cable prequel movie and, of course, Gus Van Sant’s still-baffling 1997 shot-for-shot remake that proved even Vince Vaugh couldn’t out creep Anthony Perkins as cinema’s most notorious Mama’s Boy.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Chris Brown: The Internet (via YouTube) proudly presents “Bates Motel”. No, not that “Bates Motel”, THAT “Bates Motel”
Confused yet?
Let me take a stab at explaining: In 1987, NBC executives were, apparently, so enamored by the quote-on-quote success of the movie-branded, syndicated horror anthology, “Friday the 13th: The Series” (which foreshadowed the soon-to-debut “Freddy’s Nightmares”, a “Nightmare On Elm Street” cash-in) they decided that network television was ready for its own horror-branded addition.
Thus was born the first “Bates Motel”, a two-hour pilot movie for a proposed series that NBC opted not to proceed with.
Much like the recent NBC airing of “Mockingbird Lane”, a failed reboot attempt for “The Munsters”, NBC decided to air the rejected pilot as a movie of the week because, why not. History’s original “Bates Motel” had only the most tangential connection to Hitchcock’s landmark 1960 thriller – it’s lead character, Alex West, portrayed by “Harold & Maude” star Bud Cort (!), was established as the one time asylum roommate of Norman Bates who inherited the lethal lodgings from Norman after his death.
The series would have featured a different horrorish story checking in to the titular accommodations each week with Harold, I mean Alex, around to frame the proceedings while, apparently, making ludicrous, winking remarks about his time as the psychopathic Bates’ BFF.
Yep, it was every bit as good and misguided as it sounds and television audiences, when faced with the choice of tuning in for the experiment or snuffing out any chances of a last minute reprieve with complete indifference, chose the latter.
And that would have been the bloody but beautiful end of the story had it not been for A&E executives deciding that “Duck Dynasty” would best be complimented by a flagrant attempt to cash in on one existing brand, that of “Psycho”, by aping another (“Twin Peaks”) brand.
So, much like the pieces of your obsession can please you long after you have extinguished their light and sewn them into your skin suit, the original “Bates Motel” continues to haunt on YouTube. Check it out here at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJsjIjguG9M
YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD FOR A CORPSE: Cancelled daytime TV favorites reborn online
Reunited and it feels so good
It was very exciting to welcome back the legendary ABC daytime soaps “All My Children” and “One Life to Live” as they were reborn as online original productions yesterday.
I thought “OLTL”, in particular, was fantastic – a great mix of new and old, fast-paced, and funny. I immediately wanted to watch the next episode. I was less enthused about “AMC”. Not only did the production fail to sign far too many of its core cast – no Susan Lucci, no Michael Knight – all of the new, younger performers were just dreadful. Didn’t help that the writing was pretty bad with the veterans handling it the best of course.
Over at “OLTL” the writing can be very awkward at moments, as can some of the shooting choices but those can be fixed easily enough as everyone behind the scenes acclimates to a new production.
Another minor quibble: the new intros, especially that of “AMC”, look cheap to me. Those are the only visual cues to me that indicate we’re not on network television anymore.
Overall, I think the two soaps returned in the exact condition in which they left: “OLTL” was the best it had been in years at the time of its cancellation and “AMC” was kind of a mess and had been for some time. Still, I lost track of the number of times I smiled watching the first episodes of the resurrected shows. Years from now when the entire daytime soap model has migrated to the internet I’ll be proud to be able to say I watched these two favorites on the day they went online. It really felt like being a part of history. This is the future: daytime anytime. I’d say the future is looking pretty good.
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